One of the things I pride myself about antiART is that everything on there has been made by me. All the photos are mine, and every last curious image is a result of my work. My latest work, Phased, breaks rank. The players in this piece – the deer and the red flowers – are not works of mine. I did not take a picture of that deer, nor did I pen those flowers (they are drawings, and not real). Secondly, that is a dark patch of fur, not a bullet wound. Thirdly and finally, I did not invent that background color: I stole it from Photoshop. Forgive me readers, for I know not what I’m doing with my life.